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	<title>I am Simon Jester &#187; the hell happened to australia?</title>
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		<title>Join Us or, Um&#8230;Live?</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hazel Stone</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These people, I swear to Zog, they are just not going to let me garden in peace. Via No Looking Backwards, the Global Warmening Cult continues via this delightfully colorful game from ABC.net Australia that allows your child to find out when they should DIE based on their carbon-based resource consumption.  They answer a variety [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These people, I swear to Zog, they are just not going to let me garden in peace.</p>
<p>Via <a href="http://massbackwards.blogspot.com/2008/06/but-dont-you-dare-call-them-cultists.html" target="_blank">No Looking Backwards</a>, the Global Warmening Cult continues via this <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/science/planetslayer/greenhouse_calc.htm" target="_blank">delightfully colorful game</a> from ABC.net Australia that allows your child to find out when they should <strong>DIE</strong> based on their carbon-based resource consumption.  They answer a variety of questions, and then the game cheerily tells them that, based on their carbon &#8220;footprint&#8221; (xst, I am So Very Sick of that phrase), they should die when they&#8217;re 3.4 years old, or 8.8 years old, etc.</p>
<p>As a parent, this pisses me right the hell off.  As a logical human being, particularly in the complete absence of evidence of actual Warmening, I find it simply baffling.</p>
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