Time Magazine Needs Grease
Posted by Mad Rocket Scientist | Filed under Guest Authors, Plain Old Hypocrisy, Yellow Press
To slip their collective head on through the door, it’s getting way too big. From an article about the new cover of Time Magazine, where a tree is used to replace the flag that Marines are raising on Iwo Jima in order to hype on more about “Global Warmening”, we get this quote from the [...]
Tags: print media is obsolete
R.I.P. Mr. Heston
Posted by Ted Bronson | Filed under Shooting Sports, The Constitution, Yellow Press
Charlton Heston was not my favorite actor. He wasn’t even my favorite conservative. And, yes, I know I’m late in writing about this, but hey, I was working. What I don’t know about Mr. Heston would fill a large reel of film. What I do know about him is plenty though. He marched with Dr. [...]
Tags: 2nd amendment, anti-PC, damn dirty apes, print media is obsolete
My Karma Just Ran Over Your Dogma
Posted by Hazel Stone | Filed under Karma Bites, Yellow Press
That karma, she is a stone bitch, ain’t she? Uria Ohana, 25, an assistant rabbi, said Thurday that he entered the Fourth Avenue-Ninth Street subway station in Park Slope on his way to a lecture in Manhattan on Tuesday evening when a young man, one of a group on the platform, grabbed his yarmulke from [...]
Tags: Muslim fundamentalist, print media is obsolete, radical Islam
No Happiness-Dispensing Ponies, Either
Posted by Hazel Stone | Filed under Buttinskis
pan·der (pndr)intr.v. pan·dered, pan·der·ing, pan·ders 1. To act as a go-between or liaison in sexual intrigues; function as a procurer. 2. To cater to the lower tastes and desires of others or exploit their weaknesses. I’d like to submit a third definition: to write a blatantly fellating piece about a political candidate, loosely disguised as [...]
Tags: bad chemicals, creating news where there is none, print media is obsolete
THX-145847664.2
Posted by Hazel Stone | Filed under Yellow Press
Oh lawsy mercy, the FBI is going to database us all!! The FBI is gearing up to create a massive computer database of people’s physical characteristics, all part of an effort the bureau says to better identify criminals and terrorists. Oh noes!! We’re all going to be *gasp* indexed!
Tags: creating news where there is none, print media is obsolete
Tet: Victory at Last
Posted by Joan of Argghh | Filed under Guest Authors, The Bad Old Days
(Guest blogger: Joan of Arggh! from Primordial Slack) It didn’t happen in a day, actually, but it started in earnest on January 31, 1968. I was just a wee Miss Argghh! back then, but I remember my parents watching Uncle Walter Cronkite every evening. I remember not quite understanding what my brother was doing on [...]
