Whither Reason?

Why is it so quiet around here?  Because the world is too frigging depressing, thankyewverymuch. I’ve come to the conclusion that there is absolutely no way to talk to people who can seriously hold an opinion like this: jeff Joke-oby, you are a racist buffoon. You and your sick rich cohorts run our economy into [...]

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I Love the Smell of Vote-Buying in the Morning

This must be the “community service” The Messiah is always on about. Chaplain Ken Higgins told students in a Sept. 18 e-mail, “If you’re scared about the prospects for this election, you’re not alone. The most important way to make a difference in the outcome is to activate yourself. It would be just fine with [...]

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Run in Circles Scream and Shout

Oh noesss!!1!1 Bristol Palin, the 17 year old daughter of Sarah Palin, is pregnant and will keep the baby and marry the father, a senior McCain aide confirmed to CNN Monday. I only have one thing to say…  If this hoor can just slide right along and keep her cushy Nickelodeon (the network for KIDS!) [...]

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But He’s Speshul!

You know, if someone libels an everyday citizen, then their recourse is to sue, settle the matter in civil court. But if the Obamessiah is libeled, well, that clearly requires the intervention of the Justice Department. The advertisement ties Sen. Obama to William Ayers, an education professor at the University of Illinois at Chicago who [...]

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Yawn

So, McCain has chosen his veep, to be announced, oh, whenever. I am SOOOOO excited by this election year.  *yawn* McCain’s selection process has been conducted mostly in secret, but officials said he was considering one or more candidates who support abortion rights. The disclosure set off a fracas on the right wing, with talk-show [...]

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Bambi or Cheap Power? Hmm…

If we’re going to get anywhere at all with alternative energies, then “environmentalists” are going to have to sack up, put on the big girl panties, and accept that some sacrifices…yes, even aesthetic ones…are going to have to be made in order to get the power from the power-making place to the power-using place. SDG&E’s [...]

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