No Nutz For You

For pity’s sake.  Robb posted about this nonsense some weeks ago, when a Washington state delegate proposed a ban of those ever-idiotic rubber testicles some geniuses choose to dangle from the trailer hitch of their pickup trucks.  Florida, not to be out-stupided, is now doing the same in the state Senate:
The Florida Senate today debated [...]

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So Glad You’re Still Alive, Please Pay $6,000

The military’s Sole Survivor policy is generally a good thing, I believe.  Even though we have an all-volunteer military, the negative psychological effect of a family losing *all* its children is not be discounted.  They shouldn’t be quite such chinchy bastards about it, however:
Forced to leave the combat zone after his two brothers died in [...]

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Heroes of the Day

The mind, she boggles… Via Mad Rocket Scientist, today we have not only regular citizens acting to stop a crime in progress, but we have the police department thanking them for the assist, without whinging that they shouldn’t have gotten involved:
Police say James Edward Bridges, 46 walked into the store went behind the [...]

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Real Nut Wants to Ban Rubber Nuts

(Guest blogger: Robb Allen from Sharp as a Marble)
Oh, this is just classic
State Del. Lionel Spruill introduced a bill Tuesday to ban displaying replicas of human genitalia on vehicles, calling it a safety issue because it could distract other drivers.
Oh really? A safety issue, eh? I’m assuming Mr. Spruill has reams of documentation showing vehicular [...]

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