Forfeiture
Posted by Hazel Stone | Filed under Oddly Not Satire
The mind, she boggles:
A couple fighting about which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a public disturbance that resulted in the father’s arrest, Commerce City police said Thursday.
Ok, you want to have gangs because your daddies didn’t wuv you? Fine, you just go to town, but I’m going to need you to hand over [...]
Tags: bad chemicals, i'm getting a headache
No Happiness-Dispensing Ponies, Either
Posted by Hazel Stone | Filed under Buttinskis
pan·der (pndr)intr.v. pan·dered, pan·der·ing, pan·ders
1. To act as a go-between or liaison in sexual intrigues; function as a procurer.
2. To cater to the lower tastes and desires of others or exploit their weaknesses.
I’d like to submit a third definition: to write a blatantly fellating piece about a political candidate, loosely disguised as social [...]
Tags: bad chemicals, creating news where there is none, print media is obsolete
Philosophizing
Posted by Hazel Stone | Filed under Hip Waders Required
Interdisciplinary World asks an interesting question (which actually relates to Ted’s post regarding the subsidy of retirement home occupants through taxation of the adult entertainment industry):
Another radical question(ing): It is assumed that we should clothe and feed our fellow man when he cannot do so for himself (some go so far as trying to do [...]
Tags: bad chemicals
Let’s Just Make Something Up!
Posted by Hazel Stone | Filed under Yellow Press
Well, the New York Times is at it again. The deaths of four children at the hands of their bad chemical-sporting mother is being inexplicably blamed on home schooling.
Yes, home schooling. Apparently due to the fact that the “mother” in question pulled the children out of school, and glibly told a visiting social [...]
Tags: bad chemicals, hype-no-tized
This is going to sound icky, but hear me out…
Posted by Ted Bronson | Filed under Public Servants?
This man is dead. This television show garners huge ratings. This guy has a history.
None of these men had actually committed a real live, honest to goodness crime when they got arrested. They were arrested for thought crime. They were arrested for talking dirty to someone on the internet. The were [...]
Tags: bad chemicals, stings
