Time Magazine Needs Grease

To slip their collective head on through the door, it’s getting way too big. From an article about the new cover of Time Magazine, where a tree is used to replace the flag that Marines are raising on Iwo Jima in order to hype on more about “Global Warmening”, we get this quote from the [...]

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Elected, Not Anointed

You know, I really don’t give a fat damn what Joe Private Citizen does with his free time. But then I’m one of those people who think prostitution should be legalized, regulated and overseen by a Guild. Crazy and irrational, I know. I’m a cruel, heartless bitch to consider putting crack-whores and HIV-carriers out of [...]

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Child Molestation Still Okey Dokey

Surely this is satire: The Vatican has extended its list of mortal sins to include 21st century issues such as genetic experimentation, pollution, social injustice, drug abuse and excessive wealth. “Sky News” is like Hungarian for “The Onion,” right?  RIGHT??

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You Broke It, You Fix It

It’s times like these I’m embarrassed to have the “R” on my voting card: A Colorado Springs lawmaker referred Wednesday to unmarried, pregnant teenagers and the fathers as “sluts” who should be made to feel ashamed for their lack of morals. Rep. Larry Liston’s remarks were made during a discussion with health care professionals at [...]

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Somebody Else’s Problem

I am unsure why this surprises me, yet there it is: A liberal advocacy group plans to spend $8.5 million in a drive to make sure President Bush’s public approval doesn’t improve as his days in the White House come to an end. Americans United for Change plans to undertake a yearlong campaign, spending the [...]

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This Ain’t Chocolate and Peanut Butter

It is not our intention to post very often, if at all, regarding the 2008 elections. We have our preferences, just as you all do, and if anyone is fence-sitting, well, there are much better places than this to look for answers. However. This is simply not to be tolerated, in any way, shape or [...]

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