Top Ten Advantages to LHD Coming Online
Posted by Hazel Stone | Filed under Ephemera
Tomorrow, the Large Hadron Collider, the world’s largest particle accelerator, comes online. Some believe this heralds the end of life as we know it, the utter destruction of the Earth, and/or a rise in fuel prices. We here at Casa de Ligne know better, and here are the Top Ten reasons not to fear: Resulting [...]
Tags: creating news where there is none, international, science-y
The One Where Ted Shills For Charity
Posted by Ted Bronson | Filed under Ephemera
No, not for New Orleans. Rather for the The American Diabetes Association and one of our sidebar guys who is going to be walking in the national walk-a-thon fund raiser. I promise that this isn’t a trend of blegging beginning. This is the first time we have asked you guys for anything, and it isn’t [...]
Tags: The American Diabetes Association
Argh
Posted by Hazel Stone | Filed under Ephemera
Excitement! Phoenix Pictures principals Mike Medavoy, Arnie Messer and Brad Fischer will produce the adaptation of “The Unpleasant Profession of Jonathan Hoag,” which they describe as a complex psychological thriller with plenty of action as well as some love interest. Despair! A title change is likely. As, I’m sure, will the plot, major characters and, [...]
Tags: i'm getting a headache
Don’t You People READ Science Fiction?!
Posted by Ted Bronson | Filed under Ephemera, Technologies
Or… I for one, welcome our new cyber-rat overlords. Nothing to see here, move along.
Tags: computers is hard
Machine-Men
Posted by Hazel Stone | Filed under Ephemera
Yes, I’m going to post about the Olympics again. I would like to know in which bio-engineering lab Michael Phelps was assembled. And can’t we ALL go in for some much-needed upgrades? I could use a new right knee. Ted could use a new spinal column. I’d like to do some after-market mods on the [...]
Tags: international, olympic games
Old Schmold
Posted by Hazel Stone | Filed under Ephemera
“I don’t feel 40,” Ted said, as we were lying in bed last night. He doesn’t look it either, still gets routinely id-carded for cigarette purchases. He has a few silver hairs here and there, most are in his beard, though, and he routinely taunts me (who started getting silver hair in her 20s) that [...]
Tags: the personal bits



