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Happy Constitution Day!
Posted by Hazel Stone | Filed under The Constitution
Today is Constitution Day, which I virtually guarantee will not be touched upon at all in either of our kids’ schools today. In honor of the least known federal holiday on the books, here’s a short citizenship exam.
If you make less than 70% on it you have to leave the country. *stare*
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September 17th, 2008
100%. I must be a super citizen.
September 17th, 2008
Snookered by the old “read ‘House’, saw ‘Senate’” goof. I blame my taking the quiz before caffeine. 90%.
September 18th, 2008
I got 60% and I’m not American, do I get extra credits for being dis-advantaged
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September 19th, 2008
I missed the river question. I mean, seriously — it’s a geography question! What the heck does that have to to do with citizenship?
September 19th, 2008
If you can’t pilot a riverboat, you don’t get to vote. It’s in the Constitution somewhere as an emanation of a penumbra of Mark Twain.