And Don’t Forget That Heroic Overbite
Posted by Hazel Stone | Filed under Hip Waders Required
Pardon me whilst I engage my inner Valley Girl…oh I am SO sure:
An 18-year-old who gave birth in state custody after she was incorrectly seized in a raid on a polygamist sect ranch says the state kept her in foster care in an effort to seize her baby.
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There was also no denying she was weeks away from giving birth to her second child. And that, she believes, is why she wound up in foster care.
“They kept me all this time to get my little baby,” she said.
Because there’s truly a dearth of inbred recessives in the Texas State Breeding ProgramTM. Your weak chin is #1 on the waiting list, dontcha know.
Hazel is in a MOOD today.
Tags: Oddly Not Satire, point and laugh
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May 23rd, 2008
To poke at Hazel’s mood, it’s about power, dear. It’s about reminding the peons who is in charge.
May 23rd, 2008
What is…a heroic overbite?
May 24th, 2008
I think a chin like that automatically qualifies her for membership of the English aristocracy.
May 26th, 2008
If she already has an older child, then she was already underage BEFORE she had this current child! AND the state of Texas doesn’t want to keep her child. They would rather not have the headache! The proper warrants weren’t filed in this case, but that doesn’t mean there still isn’t abuse going on in their cult!
There were so many people lying they probably didn’t believe her! I thought that the “holier than thou people” weren’t supposed to lie?! So spawning and breeding is more important than real morals? They don’t sound any different than any other religion to me!
May 29th, 2008
Hey, politicians don’t just grown on trees down here you know. We have to get them from somewhere, and the training has to begin early or the brainwashing wears off.