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Stupidity, The Great Leveler

Posted by Hazel Stone | Filed under Karma Bites, Yellow Press

I would think by now you’ve all heard of that collection of lackwits down here in central Florida who beat the stuffing out of a classmate, and video taped the event for publication on YouTube. Convenient they provided the means of their own prosecution/conviction, and yet more evidence they’re unfit to even skim the gene pool, much less contribute to it.

Joining them in he lack of contributable genetic material is that Pile of Oprah-Hype known as *coff* Dr. Phil, and his attempt to A) garner points with the Lead Perp by bailing the oxygen-wasting meatsack out of stir (hoping to gain an exclusive, no doubt), and B) now attempting to scape the goat of whatever poor flunky was sent to actually do the deed.

Seeing as how there’s a gag order on all involved, it seems odd to embark upon this odyssey at all, but perhaps Tall, Bulgy and Stupid is merely looking ahead to the first incarcerated-for-life interview. Personally, I’d suggest whatever he’s a “doctor” of review their screening procedures post-haste. Or at least acquire and fit one industrial-size (and -strength) muzzle.