Heroes of the Day
Posted by Hazel Stone | Filed under Heroes
What happens when you bring Stupid to a gunfight:
A West Palm Beach man pulled out a gun in an argument with two supermarket managers, who then whipped out their own guns, police said Tuesday.
The man fired into the store and at one of the managers, but no one was injured, police said.
I would like to point out, for the benefit of the PSH-ers out there, that neither of the properly-licensed individuals fired a single shot.
Grant fired three shots into the store, which had several customers inside, according to authorities.
Hernandez yelled at Grant to drop the gun.
Instead, Grant got behind a car and pointed his gun. He shot again, this time at Hernandez, police said.
Hernandez did not return fire, police said.
But he would have been well within his rights to do so. I suppose the “fear for your life” feeling kind of subsides a bit when your opponent has a demonstrated inability to strike the capacious exterior of a cow byre.
Tags: 2nd amendment, guns are good, Heroes, use your head
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April 29th, 2008
” … a demonstrated inability to strike the capacious exterior of a cow byre. ”
From the inside, at that.
Probably.
But I can easily blackcat that:
I used to know a pilot and an aeroplane in Oman that dropped a thousand-pound bomb and failed to hit the ground. 80 miles inland.
Go figure