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A homeless gentleman, searching for cans in a dumpster, found a newborn baby girl and immediately called for help:

Paramedics say the infant, believed to be only 12 hours old, was sleeping quietly amidst the trash. She was breathing and her umbilical cord was still attached.

Officials believe she had been in the trash bin most of the night. Her core body temperature was 87.5 degrees and would have not survived much longer.

The mother, found in a nearby apartment, has been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder.  And, one hopes, will soon have her baby-making apparatus removed through the nearest available orifice.

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