Forfeiture
Posted by Hazel Stone | Filed under Oddly Not Satire
The mind, she boggles:
A couple fighting about which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a public disturbance that resulted in the father’s arrest, Commerce City police said Thursday.
Ok, you want to have gangs because your daddies didn’t wuv you? Fine, you just go to town, but I’m going to need you to hand over your testicles and ovaries first.
Right there…put ‘em in the box.
Tags: bad chemicals, i'm getting a headache
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