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Habib’s Organ Hut

Posted by Hazel Stone | Filed under Oddly Not Satire

Fresh organs daily!

Iranian students are offering rewards totaling a million dollars for the execution of three top Israeli military officers over the deadly strikes on Gaza, and they are encouraging fellow Iranians to donate their kidneys to raise the funds, the student news agency ISNA reported on Monday.

Hey, fellas, I hear they’re paying double for hearts and triple for brains.  You could really make some nice scratch if you donated both at the same time…

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Permalink | Comments (2) | March 11, 2008

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2 Responses to “Habib’s Organ Hut”

1. Drumwaster Says:
   March 11th, 2008

   I’m sure there are a few Korean restaurants who would bid for them, now that their local pet populations have dropped so precipitously.

   Moo Goo Gai Jin.
   Sweet & Sour Long Pork.
   Pate de Fois Gross.

   (Sorry, couldn’t resist.)

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2. David, Phoenix, AZ Says:
   March 11th, 2008

   I’m sure the brains are atrophied and not worth anything.

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