Heroes of the Day, With Meatballs*
Posted by Hazel Stone | Filed under Heroes
Ok, here’s something we’re not accustomed to hearing about from the land of Eurotrash (specifically Sweden), actual arse-kickery:
“The robber came in, pulled out his gun and went up to the cash desk. Then he said: ‘Take it easy – this is a robbery’,” one witness told newspaper GT.
There were chaotic scenes in the bank when several customers jumped on the man, who is said by witnesses to have fired three shots.
The cops speculate the kid might have been using blanks since exactly no one was shot. We here at TLIH speculate the kid was using live rounds but just couldn’t hit the side of a barn with a forty-foot cream pie. As we’ve said, it takes practice to be able to hit a target, particularly a moving target, and your average punk mentally-impaired enough to attempt something with as low a percentage of success as a bank robbery isn’t going to be putting in a lot of range time.
*Wholeheartedly apologize for that title
Tags: hello darwin, Heroes
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