Hero of the Day, Texas Style

Today’s hero is James Pickett, a hale and hearty 80 years old, who will bust a cap in your a$$ if you’re stupid enough to kick in his door and wave your little pig-sticker in his face:

What the men didn’t know is Pickett had taken a pistol and put it in his pocket before opening the door.

“He jumped and turned and I shot him,” Pickett said.

The two brothers, Paul and Holden Perry, ran but didn’t get far before calling an ambulance.

A bullet just missed Paul Perry’s spine.

“The only problem was I run out of bullets,” Pickett said.

Semi-automatics are where it’s at Mr. Pickett, sir, with extended magazines.

Worried about retribution, friends are sticking close. Both brothers face assault, burglary and robbery charges.

Deputies assure James Pickett they aren’t likely to get out of jail anytime soon but he isn’t worried.

“I think I’m a ten times better shot than and he is… But they best not come back,” he said.

Because it isn’t the cops’ job to defend you, it is YOUR job. Well done, Mr. Pickett.

Post to Twitter

  • Share/Save/Bookmark

Tags: , ,

Help Support Simon-Jester.org!

7 Responses to “Hero of the Day, Texas Style”

  1. Dangerman Says:
    February 15th, 2008

    Link to the original story please?

    ReplyReply
  2. Hazel Stone Says:
    February 15th, 2008

    Boy, I was tired last night. :) Updated.

    ReplyReply
  3. Bill Quick Says:
    February 15th, 2008

    Because it isn’t the cops’ job to defend you, it is YOUR job.

    Well, the theory in some quarters is that it is the cops’ job to protect you. But the fact is that they do an absolutely terrible job of it. So, like almost everything else, if you want it done right, do it yourself.

    ReplyReply
  4. words twice Says:
    February 15th, 2008

    No theory to it. The cops have no responsibility to protect individual citizens and there is legal precedent to support this. The notion that the “police are there to protect you” is a prevalent myth that refuses to die. If more people knew that, they would be even more outraged by police incompetence and statist meddling.

    ReplyReply
  5. Morgan Says:
    February 16th, 2008

    Fancy that – taking a knife to a gun fight. :)

    (Must admit I got that from a film I once saw)

    ReplyReply
  6. Drumwaster Says:
    February 16th, 2008

    (Must admit I got that from a film I once saw)

    From “The Untouchables”, where Sean Connery (Malone) was playing with a Victrola while a bad guy walks up behind him with a knife in his hand. Sean spins around, hands suddenly bearing a shotgun, and says derisively, “Isn’t that just like a wop? Bringin’ a knife to a gun fight….”

    ReplyReply
  7. Morgan Says:
    February 17th, 2008

    Thanks Drumwaster, that’s right – it was wasn’t it. And though I got the exact wording wrong, I was right on the button with the meaning.

    ReplyReply

Leave a Reply

Welcome

Welcome to Simon-Jester.org. Please read Professor Bernardo de la Paz's letter of welcome here.

Subscribe

Subscribe via RSS

Enter your email address:

Delivered by FeedBurner

Follow on Twitter

Follow Simon-Jester.org on Twitter

Join the Facebook Group

Join the Simon Jester Facebook Group

Display It

Link to Simon-Jester.org
(right click - save as)

Wear It

Misbehave in style, and get your own Simon Jester gear for Tea Parties or other event:
I Aim to Misbehave

Show Us

Email us your pictures of Simon Jester's appearances at Tea Parties, town hall meetings, wherever he pops up.

Photos

DSC_0022.jpg DSC_0095.jpg DSC_0029.jpg DSC_0024.jpg DSC_0054.jpg DSC_0112.jpg
Subscribe